With mornings like these who need enemy's.......

Morning with both Chris and I having episodes of dyspraxia at the same time...



This morning I came back home after putting Cory on the Bus and Walking (or in this case tripping) Chris to school and I just had no words to describe it.. not because it "was that bad" just because my brain was tired and it wanted to go to sleep....tying to get his mind moving and my mind moving at the same time is like trying to push a train that's run out of steam around a circular track by hand!


(Me) Oh crap how long has the alarm been going off. (hubby) for a while now. (me ) why didn't you wake me up?(hubby) because I was sleeping. (me thinking) your not the brightest bulb in the box are you!

(Me walking down the steps miss two almost fall) Great gonna be one of those days... (Me get all the way down the stairs) Crap! I forgot ta wake the kids up (Me walking up the stairs trips over step almost falls on face smacks shin) Crap! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

(Me) Cory come on Mommy's running late this morning lets get dressed for the bus! (Cory) bus bus! (Me trying to dressed drops shirt pic it up drop it again pic it up drop it..finally get it on pick up pant drop pants...) Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! What is my deal today? (Me grab Cory's cloths put am on) Come on Chris wake up!!! (Cory being surprisingly cooperative this morning at least that's something..) Cheese! (Me to keep Cory cooperative gets him a piece of cheese of course I dropped it 3 times before I got it to him!) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(Me just now realizing that I'm totally not with it today) CHRISTOFER WAKE UP!!!!!!!! (Chris)Do I have to.... (Me) MOVE IT!

(Chris is now just sitting on the couch staring at the TV) (Me) Chris put your close on come on move it! (Chris) Can I play my games? (Me) NO GET YOUR CLOTH'S ON! (Chris finally shirt go's on he sits back down on the couch staring at the TV again) Can I watch a move? (Me) For the love of God NO! PUT YOU CLOTH'S ON! (Me now realizing that Chris is totally not with it today!)

(Me) Oh Crap its time for Cory's bus! (Me now looking for my shoes and of course can't find them! Looking closet Cory in typical Cory fashion has stolen every single one of my left shoe's so he can line them up somewhere in the house....where in the house? WHO THE HECK KNOWS! (Me) Cory honey where are my shoe's? (Cory) SHOES! (and he points to the closet! (Me) OWE!!! (hubby) Hey! I can't find my socks!!! (ME) Crap! I forgot there in the dryer hold on!!!! (Me now running Cory out to bus trip over step in bare feet stub toe ....thinking boy its chilly out here this morning....catch shirt on door almost ripe shirt going out the door!) @#$%!

One kid down one ta go!

(Me back in house again...are you supposed I didn't trip over anything, get caught on anything, or drop anything on the way in???? I am!!!!!...........Back in the house and Chris is has his shirt, pant and one sock on and is walking around in in circles around the living room! (hubby from up stairs) Did you find my socks!!!! (Me) OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE HOLD ON! CHRIS PUT YOUR OTHER SOCK AND YOUR SHOE'S ON WE GOTTA GO! (Me thinking Patti calm down at least he can put his cloths on himself this year last year he couldn't and wishing today I could just dress him...) (Chris) Mom can I play on the computer? (hubby) Damn it I need my socks! (Me Thinking) Why don't ya look for am your damn self! (Me grab laundry basket running down the stairs actually falls on the last step this time) O.k. it's getting worse I'm not catching myself from falling anymore! (Me I get back up the stairs and Chris is on the computer playing a game everything is on but one shoe....) O.K. I forgot to tell him no this time....... CHRIS GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND PUT YOUR OTHER SHOE ON!!!! (hubby) I NEED MY SOCKS!! (Me Thinking) Ya I'm gonna shove these socks up where the sun don't shine any second now!...and why did I agree to get a house with this many stairs?

(Me after sock delivery ........now back on my shoe hunt so I can walk Chris to school hoping I don't kill myself tripping over my feet doing it!) (hubby) WHY ARE ALL YOUR LEFT SHOE'S LINED UP IN THE BATH TUBE!?!?! (Me being sarcastic) BECAUSE I FELT LIKE GIVING THEM A BATH!!!


Welcome to my crazy house I hope you in joyed your morning :)

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